August 21, 2026 · Linda from Accounts
A Note From Our Vet About the Coffee
There is no coffee. There has never been any coffee.
Caffeine is toxic to cats. Everything we serve is warm bone broth, presented with the confidence of coffee. Nobody has noticed, and we would appreciate your discretion.
The espresso machine is real. It is not connected to anything. Our baristas press the buttons because members like the noise, and then members run away from the noise, which they also like.
Please continue to tip.